“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
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When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
every time.
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How much were the cameramen paid
One bra-full of macaroni and cheese
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
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Letterman: Do you cook on your own? Can you cook?
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